Friday, September 19, 2008

curse

basically, i have a roommate that is eighty nine years old. the other day he asked me what i thought of this whole election thing. seeing as how i don't really care to talk to anyone about politics because it normally turns into a terrible direction-less conversation, i told him i'm not really sure, it seems it might be a close one. he preceded to tell me this.. "well i sure as hell hope that black guy doesn't win. i don't think he will though, because think of how many white people there are in this country. i don't think people are that stupid to vote for a black man as the president of the united states, the greatest country in the whole world. and it's not that he's just black, he's an asshole too."
i didn't know how to respond to this, so i chuckled it off and quickly finished getting my ice cream and spoon and went to watch some reality television.

i also got hit by a car again. it wasn't a big deal though. here's the story.

i was riding down harding toward belle meade. that's a four lane road. a car passed me as i was riding in the shoulder. immediately after i felt a swift knock in the arm and saw a side mirror go flying through the air. the car that gave me a bit of a jolt hesitated to stop but finally did.. in the middle of the road. as he rolled down his window he said "are you alright?" i quickly realized the man was very old, but preceded to say "yeah, i'm alright! are you fucking blind?! what the fuck are you doing?! you just hit a fucking pedestrian!! you better be glad i'm not calling the fucking cops!!"
no exaggeration. i kept peddling and the old man went on his was with no side mirror. i would have called the cops but i was way too tired and ready to be home.
you should have to take your driver's license test every 5 years after you turn 60. seriously. fucking old people can't drive. my roommate shouldn't be driving at all.

ps
im putting my nyc pictures on my myspace. my my m y my masrmy space.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh...i tell you be careful and look what happens...i think i have a fifth sense...haha...seriously though i think im going to buy you a helmet.

dave is unoriginal said...

i refuse to wear a helmet.